you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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