like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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