Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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