i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
