I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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