I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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