Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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