My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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