Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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