I think I died a long time ago.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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