..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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