Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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