You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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