Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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