Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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