went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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