So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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