Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Still dying that you shit outside
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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