I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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