There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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