At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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