gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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