So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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