i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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