yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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