therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
We got so high we made milksteak
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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