just survived the first fart of the relationship.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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