Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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