So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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