chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
how does that bad decision feel?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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