I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
