I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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