The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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