I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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