Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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