I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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