I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Four minutes until I can fart!
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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