new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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