the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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