my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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