Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize