wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
