i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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