I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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