Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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