So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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