she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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