Already got asked if we're dating
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Randomize
