I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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