i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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