SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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