apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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