So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
