Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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