I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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