it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I seem to have left my pride at pride
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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