i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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