In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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