Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
